• Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

(via viabled)

drunkdilf:

isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life

(Source: cyberho, via nervousbrkdown)

,,

The damaged love the damaged.

Snuff, Chuck Palahniuk (via fuckingcamilla)

(Source: her-magic-trick, via kelseyfayepalmer)